The man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?" God: "To me it's a penny." The man: "God, may I have a penny?" God: "Wait a minute."
Jajaja!!! I see the first joke and is a very good joke!! I recommend this page for everyone.
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
Good team you all! You have made an encellent selection of jokes! A proposal: Why don't you find really good English jokes and post them here? Really good jokes can also be told in class. They bring funny English learning. An now a typical joke of newyorkers. They are fond on surrealistic jokes about elephants:
Why do elephants like to wear red shoes? Because they like to hide on apple trees.
The professor said: Pauly came to the school, trod on a banana peel and fell and broke his leg. What should be learned from this Juanito? That we should not come to school!
hello! I am Abigail (4ºC). I thank to you to publish the questions of the book, helped the very many one me to study, in addition I thought that the book was not going to be as interesting as it is it until now.many kisses
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A man is talking to God:
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
Jajaja!!! I see the first joke and is a very good joke!! I recommend this page for everyone.
Y'know what? I'm gonna continue seeing jokes ^^, bye-bye!!
Lucía
that's was a very good joke Lucy!
congratulations XD
This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke.
A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)
A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
B: Still no idea.
jeje XD
Bibiana
This is the best joke:
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Is very funny xDDD
How a fool to keep busy?
(Read below)
How a fool to keep busy?
(See above)
Fermin
Good team you all!
You have made an encellent selection of jokes!
A proposal: Why don't you find really good English jokes and post them here?
Really good jokes can also be told in class. They bring funny English learning.
An now a typical joke of newyorkers. They are fond on surrealistic jokes about elephants:
Why do elephants like to wear red shoes?
Because they like to hide on apple trees.
Sorry very much.
Welcome Fermín.
That's a really witty joke.
And good.
Thank you
The professor said:
Pauly came to the school, trod on a banana peel and fell and broke his leg.
What should be learned from this Juanito?
That we should not come to school!
A marriage was chatting:
-- My love, do you believe in love at first sight?
-- Of course! If you would have looked twice I would have married.
Hi, to everybody here will leave my signature that have good blog goodbye
No more SPAM please. This blogg is for jokes.
How many people come in a tube?
A Jet
Hi everybody!
Hi Anthonino,
could you indentify yourself, please?
Thank you.
hello! I am Abigail (4ºC). I thank to you to publish the questions of the book, helped the very many one me to study, in addition I thought that the book was not going to be as interesting as it is it until now.many kisses
Going one and dies .... Moral: Don't go
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